January 2010
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
wecamethisfar:
Depends how hard you throw them.
/loses followers
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“When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.”
– Mae West (via kari-shma)
“I am what I am today because of the choices I made yesterday.”
– Eleanor Roosevelt (via kari-shma)
“When I’m weak I draw strength from you
And when you’re lost I know how to...”
– Destiny, Zero 7 (via kari-shma)
“It’s virtually impossible to construct a polite sentence that contains the word...”
– “Excuse me, bitch, but I think you look ravishing today.” (via justindelanocousson) (via nickibinds) (via itmademyday) Hahahahaha!!!
